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Lunch With Frankenstein
Shaving the Pope's Pussy
Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist
Pandering to the Locals!
My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
Socks and Shoes
Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
Flying on a Mexican Plane
My Daughter's First Date
Diarrhea Moustache
Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them
A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
My Wife's Crazy!
Goodnight Assholes!
Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
Abortion Doctor From Hell!
If you care
Sex on the Internet!?
Fake Tits/Real Beer
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
Black Stuff
Me and Drugs
Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag
Silly Religious Crazies
Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
Random Goofabouts
...Or Worse
I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!
Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09
That One Show About Drugs and Stuff
Lesson Learned
Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)
"You Go, Girl!"
You Go, Girl!
Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!
Welfare Dentist on a Bender
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!
I Can't Get Beer in Me
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
Playing Pool With My Wife
Footprints
High Times
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
Miles for Kids
Christian Sandwich